At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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