Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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