So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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