You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
