Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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