he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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