We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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