I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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