are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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