why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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