Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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