whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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