Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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