I'm lost and stupid without you.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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