Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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