no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
