Do vagina's smell?
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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