Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
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