awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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