Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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