went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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