so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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