Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You can make out without kissing
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