I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Found your dick twin last night
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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