spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I'm at about main and main street
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
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