Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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