That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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