If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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