Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
that is very illegal...i love you.
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