im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I'm really busy with my period
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