My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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