how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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