At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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