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Im on beer infinity
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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