She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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