Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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