Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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