okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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