He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
...so i touched it.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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