you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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