She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You were trust falling into bushes
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