No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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