How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Did I show you my penis last night?
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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