I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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