I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
You were trust falling into bushes
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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