OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Do vagina's smell?
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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