I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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