We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
May the power of my ass compel you!!
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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