do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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