would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
you never un-have a 4some
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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