This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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