So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I wish i was in the wii world.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
they're like a gay fantastic four
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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